Headlines

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As Christie era fades, Jersey GOP has little to show for it

Left winger who attacked Rand Paul offers a sketchy motive

Air Force admits [Texas shooter] filing error, got a gun ...

Hero who shot Texas church attacker is former NRA instructor ...

Democrats shaken and angered by Brazile book

[Donna] Brazile challenged Clinton's male aides to a dick measuring contest

Saudis on brink of war ...

Egypt's Sisi rules out extending presidential term ...

CNN poll: Trump's approval hits new low of 36%

New York Times own lawyer was working against them to help Weinstein

NKorea nuclear test site is a 'wasteland with deformed babies' ...

Outbreak of 17 cases of multi-drug-resistant TB reported in Minnesota

Headlines

A Twisted Bit of Irony

All from Internet news sites. Guess which from Politico?

White House aide Sebastain Gorka ousted from post

California could start jailing people who don't use transgender pronouns

Erdogan opposition rises in Turkey ...

Report: Trump backing off support for Luther Strange in AL Sen race

Trump administration introduces green card hurdle

Reminder: KKK wanted to remove Columbus statue too

Congress quietly passes bill allowing warrantless searches of homes ...

South Carolina governor halts all funding for abortion clinics

Ukraine's TB problem is a ticking time bomb for Europe

Sword attacker arrested in London, shouted 'Allahu Akbar'

Theater cancels 'insensitive' 'Gone with the Wind' showings ...

Abbas on Trump's Mideast peace push: 'Nothing is impossible'

Headlines

These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites.

Surfer rescued after 16 hours adrift in ocean off Oz ...

Caitlyn Jenner to attend Trump inauguration

18 House Democrats to skip Trump inauguration

Obama White House refuses to call Trump 'legitimate' president ...

Iran will not renegotiate nuclear deal ...

Homeless using Hawaii war memorial as open latrine ... piles of feces

Minnesota health official hid case of active TB in high school for six weeks

Red state Democrats turn against Sessions for AG

Layoffs begin at Clinton Foundation ...

Report: Talk radio's Laura Ingraham eyes [VA] Senate bid ...

Charles Koch makes massive donations to historically black colleges ...

White House floats drug testing for Press Corps

Headlines

These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites.

Israeli police question PM [Netanyahu] over corruption charges ...

Trump boots Koch bro from golf course

Curt Schilling: I'd be in the Hall Of Fame if I said, 'Lynch Trump' ...

3X more migrates than reported diagnosed with active TB since 2012

Black leaders scramble to block Trump's agenda

60+ killed in Brazilian prison riot ...

1000+ migrants attempt to break into Spanish territory ... injure 55 officers

Black college marching band to perform at inauguration ... causing controversy

Court reinstates Kennedy cousin Skakel's murder conviction ...

Experts: Ryan's [smart phone] livestreaming ban may be unconstitutional

Bitcoin hits over $1,000 ... highest in over three years

Obama credits green energy for cutting foreign oil imports -- he's wrong

Some More Headlines

[Bill] Clinton's Lover: Hillary Did Cocaine

Woman Euthanized for Being Obsessed with Cleaning

Woodward envisions Bill, Hillery and Chelsea on Mt. Rushhmore

22% of refugees in Minnesota test positive for TB

German court bans public recital of anti-Erdogan poem

1 in 5 world migrants live in the USA

NYC to fine businesses that don't use correct gender pronouns

'Hope' poster artist calls Obama a failure

Goldman [Sachs] upgrades Tesla same day it underwrites offering

Bergdahl court-martial postponed until next year

Avg. person spends 0.45% of life having sex