Headlines

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University of Washington declares proper English usage is racist

Google sues Uber over driverless tech ...

Police: nerve agent [VX] found on Kim Jong Un's dead brother

White House selectively blocks news outlets from Spicer briefings

Trump falsely claims that Obamacare covers 'very few people'

State senator wants to strip Clinton name from Little Rock airport

Trump Tower opens in Vancouver, mayor wants to take off name

Witches unite to cast 'binding spell' on Trump and followers

Bolton: Use of nerve gas proves North Korea is crazy, irrational, and dangerous

Netherlands holds inquiry on whether it could ditch Euro ...

Trans wrestler wins in first round of girls tournament ...

Starbucks brand crashes after announcement of plan to hire 10,000 Muslim 'refugees'

Headlines

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Comedian Wanda Sykes booed for mocking Trump ...

Turkey issues warning about travel to USA

Meltdown continues: Wave of fake 'hate crimes' sweep social media

ISIS eyes Thanksgiving Day Parade

Band performing during Paris attacks banned from returning due to anti-Muslim remarks

Left-wing 'charity' funds anti-Trump protests

Bikers help Springsteen, stranded on side of road ...

80,000 gather for Catalan pro-independence demo ...

Sanders fans plot takeover of Democrat party

Pat Boone: Trump victory a 'slap in the face of brain-washed, pampered' Hollywood elite

Race to resettle Muslim refugees in USA ...

Is Muslim from Midwest set to take over DNC?

Being Briefed

"There has been a shooting at a large shopping mall in Munich, Germany ... and now more shots have apparently be heard in the city center and the train station has been evacuated. There are unconfirmed reports that at least six persons are dead. It is thought there are as many as three shooters. People in Munich have been advised to shelter in place. President Obummer is at the White House and is being briefed on the situation."

Thank God! The president is being briefed ... therefore everything is under control! Pretty soon we will hear that Obummer's "thoughts and prayers are going out to the German people" ... and that the president has been in contact with the Chancellor of Germany, Angela Merkel, and has offered to provide her any assistance that she needs to deal with this incident. Even though the motivation of these shooters is currently unknown. Ms. Merkel is expected to state that this mayhem and the other axe-wielding attack on a nearby train a few days ago have nothing to do with the hundreds of thousands of Muslim refugees that Merkel had welcomed into Germany earlier this year and last.

It is also quite predictable that both Obummer and Merkel are prepared to blame this current atrocity on scary looking weapons of war. This will certainly be the focus and locus of their recriminations.