Showing posts with label Lincoln Bedroom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lincoln Bedroom. Show all posts

Friday, October 28, 2016

It's Over!


Watching television this morning, it seems clear that Hellary Clinton has already won the presidency. There was lots of smug discussion about who was being considered for her cabinet members. And Hellary has promised to maintain Michelle Obama's vegetable garden at the White House. On Morning Joe, John Heidlemann revealed that Trump has shut down his fund-raising operation and hasn't put any more of his own money into his campaign this October ... meaning that he already considers it a lost cause.

So it is a fait accompli ... Hellary is to be our first female president ... and the Clinton crime family is shifting into overdrive calculating how to turn hundreds of millions of dollars of political graft into billions. Illegal immigrants are flooding through our southern border expecting to be allowed to stay and made citizens. And the two year vetting process for Muslim immigrants has been cut to two minutes in anticipation of massive new acceptance quotas. A rate schedule has also been published for overnight stays in the Lincoln Bedroom and rides on Air Force One.

On the other hand, Trump has scheduled a two month cooldown at Mar a Largo and then a fund raiser to help recover some of his out-of-pocket campaign expenses. His children are hard at work starting the Trump TV Network from the ashes of Fox News. Speaking of which, Megyn Kelly has been invited to be an honored guest at the Clinton inauguration.

All in all there is muted celebration among the establishment pols in Washington ... which is pretty much all of them. No need to wait for November 9th!

Breaking: Maybe not ... FBI reopens investigation into Hellary e-mail case ... 

Monday, July 13, 2015

El Chapo


The number one drug lord in Mexico, Joaquin Guzman Loera or El Chapo, has escaped from a maximum security Mexican prison for the second time ... this time  through a mile-long tunnel. This multi-multi billionaire (see: A Bunch of Imgur Pictures) obviously can buy or threaten his way to freedom in this most corrupt of corrupt nations.

Since, this man has such unlimited dirty drug pelf, any amount of bribery money is of no constraint to this man finding a safe haven, Therefore I have a few suggestions as to where Mexico, or better yet our law enforcement agents, might search for this mega-criminal:

1) The San Francisco's sheriff's home
2) The president of Mexico's executive mansion
3) The Greek Parthenon
4) The headquarters of the Clinton Foundation
5) Anywhere in Bernie Sander's Vermont
6) Tehran, Iran
7) The Lincoln bedroom in the White House