Since I recently penned a blog on the possibility of Trump winning, I have to be fair and offer suggestions in case he loses ... and his opponent, I think it is Hellary Clinton, wins:
- Everyone will be required to learn to speak Spanish
- The Clinton Foundation will absorb the Ford, Carnegie and Rockefeller Foundations
- Donald Trump will lose his IRS audit to the tune of $5 billion
- Michelle Obama, Cheryl Mills and Loretta Lynch will be named to the Supreme Court
- The Koran will replace the Gideon Bible in most hotel rooms
- Bernie Sanders will "buy" a villa on Lago Como
- John Podesta will head the State Dept., Sid Blumenthal, the CIA
- Most drug stocks will tank
- George Soros will buy Philip Morris and make cannabis-only cigarettes
- Mar a Largo will be shuttered for numerous sanitary violations
- The Summer White House will be located next to the NY Presbyterian Hospital
- Paul Ryan will switch parties
- Bill Clinton will be put out to stud
- BB guns will be the only ones allowed ... but they can't be scary looking
