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Health officials shift focus on coronavirus, say elderly and sick at risk

Coronavirus live updates: Washington state weighs mandatory measures to contain outbreak

Outbreak spreads to 32 states and DC ...

NIH readies vaccine test

Hillary Clinton: Right still winning the message war

Kamala Harris endorses one-time rival Joe Biden’s White House bid

All hospital beds filled with patients ‘by May 8th’ ...

Illinois SCOTUS won’t dismiss charges against Jussie Smollett

Rome locks down northern Italy, as coronavirus cases surge

Amazon is secretly working on a cure for the common cold

Illinois races toward default ...

Denmark: 62% of young Somali migrants convicted by age 30

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De Blasio races to Hamburg to join G20 protests ...

Illinois still insolvent as Democrats override veto to raise taxes

McCaskill finds Obamacare support in Trump country

CNN slides to #13 in cable rankings

Japan odds of intercepting ICBM unfavorable ...

Muslim groups boycott Starbucks for LGBT support ...

McConnell: If we can't repeal Obamacare, we'll fix it

Trans female soldiers don't have to undergo gender surgery to shower with women

Trump DOJ urges court to end Texas voter ID lawsuit

Fed spending to top $4 trillion ...

Trump hands a big win to Polish nationalists

Welcome to Hell: German police battle left-wing rioters ahead of G20

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79 now believed to have died in London high-rise fire

Ossoff, Handel battle for Georgia special election win

Update: Illinois finances in 'massive crisis mode' ...

Macron seizes smaller legislative majority than expected

Obama-era FCC caught red-handed giving preferential treatment to liberal groups

Cosby knew he would get a hung jury all along ...

Two dead after suspected jihadists attack Mali tourist resort

Gingrich: Trump's combative style isn't always the best

Adam Schiff admits the is no proof of Trump-Russia collusion

Dens fume over 'secret' Republican healthcare bull

Angus King suggests Russia probe just 20 percent done

Colorado considers a ban on preteens owning cellphones

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Berlin manhunt as killer escapes, Europe on Xmas alert

[Obama] Uses executive authority for 'permanent' bans on off-shore drilling

Refugee resettlements accelerate in Obama's final months ...

India overtakes Britain as world's 6th largest economy ...

Naples mega volcano 'reawakening' ...

Poll: Democrat women most likely to block, unfriend over politics

Report: Boccelli out of Trump inauguration after boycott threats

Stock market adds $1,600,000,000,000 since election ...

CEOs who supposedly love Trump are dumping stock in post-election rally

Uber admits it has a problem with driverless cars cutting off cyclists

California secession organizers say they've opened an embassy in Moscow ...

Illinois loses more residents than any other state ...

Carbon Footprints

The moon is full and the bats are flying ... and Hellery is hiding under her counterpane so that the moonbats won't get tangled in her wig ... er, hair. A few weeks ago Hellery reinforced Obummer's oath to put coal companies out of business ... only she unfortunately also cursed coal miners too in this death threat. Like her former moonbat-in-chief, she stigmatized carbon as being more evil than terrorists and promised to help the world reduce its "carbon footprint." And who trudges through carbon detritus more than miners as they are harvesting coal. When they are back above ground, these miners have, by necessity, a seriously grimy carbon footprint.

Hellery is trembling undercover because she made the rookie mistake of going to West Virginia, where coal is king, to campaign for president ... and was confronted there by coal miners who rationally took umbrage at her threatening to take away their livelihoods. One supposedly friendly and vetted questioner asked an unfriendly question to whit -- how could she "threaten to put coal miners out of jobs?" Clearly taken aback, Hellery hum-a-hummed her way around a fractured political non-answer until her handlers threw a net over this bumptious questioner.

So Hellery has deep-sixed her chances in West Virginia, Montana, Illinois, Kentucky, Wyoming, and good swaths of Pennsylvania and Ohio ... not a good start to her capuring a majority of the Electoral College in November ... all because of her anathema to carbon footprints.

Treadmill to Oblivion

If Michelle Obama decides to run for the Senate from Illinois in 2016, she is already ahead in the polls and would likely win, see NBC Story … to serve under the two terms of President Hillary Clinton (2016-2024).  At which point she could then, in turn, run for the Presidency herself … and would likely win her decreed two terms (2024-2032).  Then to be followed by Chelsea Clinton (2032-2040) ... (why not, the Bush's did it) ... and then Malia Obama (2040-2048).

We would then clearly be on a treadmill to oblivion … and thank the Lord (or Allah) that I would no longer be around to suffer the consequences of our lapsing into such a succession of royalty