Headlines

Trump’s job approval falls amid racial unrest, while Biden jumps to 14-point lead

Prince Andrew pushes back as prosecutors seek interview in Epstein case

GOFUNDME suspends Candice Owens ...

Speaker so woke: Pelosi, Democrats kneel at Capitol, ready police overhaul plan

Feds press criminal case against Flynn partner

Comcast pledges $100 million to fight injustice and inequality

600 NYC police officers considering exit?

German official attacks Trump’s ‘unacceptable’ troop withdrawal

Minneapolis looks to end current police force

Coronavirus updates: New York City starts reopening, New Zealand says it ‘eliminated’ the virus

Shock: Trump approval 38% ... Jimmy Carter levels ...

Obama to 2020 graduates: Hope is a ‘hammer’ to ‘break the glass’

My Hat in the Ring

The presidential race is getting crowded on the Democrat side. Every day there seems a new candidate. It is possible that as many as 30 wanna-bes will be running in the 2020 primary. So why not? Today, I too will be declaring as a Social Media Socialist. My campaign slogan will be “pot in every chicken” and I promise that no one will go to bed unimpaired ... possibly hungry though.

I am seeking the endorsement of the Black Lives Matter Movement, #MeToo-ers, Maduro, the Southern Poverty Law Center, Chelsea Clinton, Vladimir Putin and the Harvard faculty. I also seek the support of the LGBs .. but not the Ts ... they are ruining women’s sports and crowding our restrooms.

I am starting a campaign finance committee headed by Anthony Weiner and a GoFundMe page. My monetary objective is two billion dollars or three bitcoins. I also promise a Green New Deal but with airplanes and hamburgers ... and without Brussels sprouts. If elected, I also promise to lock up every other politician and build a wall across the Canadian border ... and Trudeau will pay for it.

I realize I am a little old to be doing this, but then so are many of the other candidates. And besides, I think the world will end in only seven years. But I will pick a youngster as a running mate to compensate ... perhaps Weiner or Jussie Smollett?

I think the hat I am throwing in this presidential ring will be embroidered with MAAA — Make America Awful Again.

Star Strzok

That amorous FBI agent, Peter Strzok, was fired recently after brooming the Hillary Clinton investagation and leading a secret police cabal against Donald Trump. Why he lasted so long at this agency is beyond me ... but his supporters are concerned for his financial well-being so they have created a GoFundMe page to help pay for his NoTell motel trysts with Lisa Page (who earlier resigned from the FBI).

Now Strzok has a government pension and his ever-sufferting lawyer wife is pilling down big bucks at the SEC. Nevertheless, he needs your hard-earned money. So, if you are so inclined, here is the link for your donation: GoFundMe-Peter Strzok. So far it has amassed well over $300,000 (one NPR personality gave this sleezebag $1,000).

I wonder if you can give a negative donation?