Fudd Wuckehs

Wascally Democwat wabbits weally want and wave when Wepublicans don't wepulse Wussians. These wude Democwats awe weliving the Wed Scahe of the cold wah by accusing Twump of colluding with the Wuskies. What wot! Twump hawdly knows Putin ... and besides it was Hillawy who attempted the weset with the Wussians just weeks aftah they had invaded the Ukwaine. Was she any less of a wascally wabbit than this Twump wed hehwing?

Elmer Fudd

In a generic poll by the Gallup organization, a Republican candidate would beat The Barry in 2012 by a 44% to 39% margin (see: Gallup Poll).  This corresponds to what Rush Limbaugh has been saying for many weeks ... that Elmer Fudd could beat Obama in the next election.  This realization has spurned a bit of franetic activity in the White House ... sending The Barry on thinly-disguised campaign trips.  One of the trips was to the Cree Corp. in Durham, North Carolina which makes LED replacement lightbulbs with the purpose to tout his green energy and job creation thrusts.  The only problem here is that Cree has relocated half of its manufacturing jobs to China.  The second trip was to Puerto Rico to pander to the Hispanic vote in the next election.  Again there was a rub in this Presidential grandstanding ... the jobless rate in Puerto Rico when The Barry took office was a little over 9% -- it is now 16.2% (see N.Y.Times).

Of course circumstances could change in the next 16 months, but, at the moment, Elmer looks like a shoe-in.