Headlines

Chicago mayor elect: Biden still has to answer for Anita Hill

North Korea launched ‘several unidentified short-range projectiles,’ South Korean military says

Envy of the world, Unemployment 49-year low, Wages hit $27.77/hour

Donald Trump: Spying on my campaign ‘bigger than Watergate’

Harris urges DOJ watchdog to probe whether Trump urged Barr to investigate ‘enemies’

Boeing 737 slides off runway into Florida river, 21 hurt

Historic floods hit Iowa ...

Afghan pilot training program ends after nearly half went AWOL inside U.S.

Graham to Mueller: Give testimony if you dispute Barr

Trump and Putin talked about Mueller report, Venezuela and North Korea during phone call

China putting Muslims in c’oncentration camps, U.S. says ...

U.S. record natural gas production spurs export talks with Europe

Headlines

These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites. Guess which ones came from Politico?

NKorea 'fires missile at Japan' ... fail ... exploded ...

Finally: A former law student hilariously tries to be Neil Gorsuch's Anita Hill

Sears warns of 'substantial doubt' about company's future ...

Ivanka Trump gets West Wing office as role expands ...

California lawmakers warn companies against working on border wall

Police: Chicago teen gang-raped on Facebook live

Wellesley students can't handle controversial opinions, professors say

Biological man who 'identifies' as a woman crushes the competition

Germany: Three Islamists teens convicted of bombing Sikh temple

Schumer calls for delaying Gorsuch vote because of Trump-Russia probe

Chinese companies investing in American manufacturing plants

Jerry Brown seeks 'common ground' with Trump

As Expected ...

Herman Cain has now been predictably accused of sexual harassment ... see: Politico.  I wonder if this has anything to do with a pubic hair on a Coke can?

(For those of you too young to understand this reference, here is the connection: Anita Hill's Accusation.)