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Martyred himself: 72 virgins, 72 pieces.

Psychological Warfare

Scott Adams of Dilbert fame, I think has it right -- calling terrorists "terrorists" reinforces their self worth since that is what they are trying to evoke -- terror. And also calling them "cowards" just slides off their backs because they deem themselves heroes for Allah ... see: Dilbert Blog.

Scott Adams rather likes Trump's term "losers" since it is true negative reinforcement for such scumbags ... particularly when their caliphate suffers another loss on the battlefield. And Dilbert's drawer also would like Muslim religious poobahs to disabuse their flocks that 72 virgins await them in heaven for their martyrdom. If they thought that killing innocents guaranteed them an eternity in Hell (without any nookie), they might have second thoughts about their diabolical plans.

I agree on both counts ... and believe that more psychological warfare along these lines might save the U.S. many lives and much treasure.

It's Only Natural

It seems that strictly religious Muslim men, who grow up seeing only women's eyes ... these women being covered from head to toe with burqas, hijabs, etc., has aroused their manly passions to unnatural levels. It was not therefore unusual when we learned that most of the 9/11 terrorists had visited U.S. strip clubs in the days before their heinous mass murders. And we have also seen many Islam men who have recently migrated into Europe too often behaving in antisocial or criminally sexual ways.

And it will therefore also not be surprising that about 80% of what has been discovered stored on the  laptop computers of captured or killed ISIS terrorists is comprised not of religious devotions or lamentations ... but rather of good old-fashioned pornography ... see: Daily Caller Story.

No wonder these Muslim zealots are so anxious to rendezvous with the 72 virgins that they are promised when they die martyrs ... it's only natural.

Suicide Bomber?

All this radical Muslim mayhem has got me thinking about some questions that might be asked by recently-recruited suicide bombers. Here are but a few:

-Tell me again ... what is this red button for?

- Can I use my EBT card to buy C-4 explosives?

- And what heavenly rewards do we female martyrs get?

- I've been told ... is this vest a good stress reliever?

- Does all these plastique-filled pockets make me look fat?

- How am I to enjoy my 72 virgins if I am in little pieces?

- Can I have this vest in a tattersall?

- When I get back from this mission, can I have some baba ghanoush?

- At my pizza parlor target can I just have a couple of slices first?

- What is the legal punishment for suicide bombing?