Thursday, January 02, 2020

Resolutions


- Stop worrying about the looming ice age

- Make friends with Hunter Biden

- Memorize the Old Testament

- Visit Mar-a-Largo

- Read the Mueller Report and IG Horowitz’s FISA Report

- Walk around the block at least once a week

- Try to like Bernie Sanders

- Start a charitable family foundation to fund our vacations

-  Get Greta Thunberg an Exxon credit card

- Stop making New Year’s resolutions

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