The Energizer Bunny

After many months in the shadows, former president Bill Clinton is returning to the limelight by making a series of commercials for Pfizer and its E.D. product, Viagra. This parallels Bob Dole's similar cashing in almost 20 years ago promoting this same product. However, Bob Dole's payoff was peanuts compared to Slick Willy's ... as it is rumored he will receive 10 million dollars for his series of five ads.

These TV ads are already in production and each will feature Clinton in various romantic settings and a silhouette of a female partner ... none of whom resembles Hillary. These five females all appear to be years younger than Clinton and two have black hair and a body type that closely resembles that of his most famous paramour. At the end of each of these commercials there is a short glimpse of the toy  Energizer Bunny marching along beating his base drum.

And the fad outs of these commercials all include the song, "Don't stop thinking about tomorrow" and a long shot of the Washington monument.