Tuesday, April 25, 2017

20 Questions


1 - Who has a higher BMI, Whoopi Goldberg or Michael Moore?

2 - If our reality is all part of a giagantic computer simulation, who programmed the computer?

3 - Why can't we get Kim Jong Un and Ayatollah Khamenei to threaten each other?

4 - Does Hillary Clinton have any peers who could eventually serve as her jury?

5 - What does Bill O'Reilly normally drink for breakfast, coffee or hot chocolate?

6 - What peace does the UN Peacekeeping Forces keep?

7 -  Will Canada accept Rosie O'Donnell if she finally tries to move there?

8 - Is science whatever liberals say it is?

9 - Will Trump use illegal immigrants to build the Mexican wall?

10 - Will we ever have contact with alien life ... and, if so, what will we say?

11 - When will Nancy Pelosi's face fall off?

12 - What do martyred Muslim gay men do with their 72 virgins?

13 - To where does all of Venezuela's oil revenues disappear?

14 - Will today's high school seniors be playing rap music at their 50th reunions?

15 - When autonomous cars are commonplace who will pay their parking tickets?

16 - Why doesn't Bill Gates just buy his own country?

17 - Will Chelsea Clinton ever serve as an elected government official?

18 - What happens to al the weight that people lose on the Jenny Craig diet?

19 - Does Al Gore have any convenient truths?

20 - Why do fools fall in love?

6 comments:

ChillFin said...

8 - Is science whatever liberals say it is?
Science is pure peer-reviewed accepted facts. Science is politically agnostic. Scientists generally are too. The branding liberal vs. conservative is a bad labeling exercise. Scientists want to conserve what we have in the world and in the universe, and advance our collective understanding of how the universe works and how we can optimize our continued existence. The "conservative" agenda seems intent on saying that we need to exploit our resources and ignore the consequences. Flat earthers. Creationists. Climate change deniers.

9 - Will Trump use illegal immigrants to build the Mexican wall?
The Chinese will be the contractors and they will hire legal Mexicans. And we will pay the Chinese to pay the Mexicans with American dollars. The ensuing ships, planes, and tunnels will earn the wall the moniker "Trump's Folly."

10 - Will we ever have contact with alien life ... and, if so, what will we say?
See the movie "Arrival".

11 - When will Nancy Pelosi's face fall off?
When Mitch McConnell swallows his entire jaw and Ruth Bader Ginsburg falls through the slats on the back of a chair.

12 - What do martyred Muslim gay men do with their 72 virgins?
No one said that they were virgin females, did they?What do heterosexual Muslim jihadists do with theirs? Do we we even have bodies or just spirit? If we have bodies, is there birth control else there are babies born in the afterlife. If we don't have bodies, what do you care whether they are virgins?

13 - To where does all of Venezuela's oil revenues disappear?
Maintaining the Citgo sign in Kenmore Square.

16 - Why doesn't Bill Gates just buy his own country?
Why? He is as loyal and patriotic American philanthropist as you could possibly hope for. All his initiatives are for the health of humans regardless of political boundaries, not trying to control them or govern them.

George W. Potts said...

8 -- you certainly sound like a liberal since you are defining what science is. For politicians to say that man-driven global warming is "settled science" is about as unscientific as you can get. Science is never settled.

DEN said...

21. Does anyone bother to read posts titled Headlines? Answer: No. Incoherent news blurbs from dubious sources are not worth pursuing. This is a waste of time for the poster boy. And it annoys the handful of peeps who read the blog.

George W. Potts said...

Within 2 days these headline posts get 30-40 reads. For your poster boy, it keeps me over my skis (to use the cliche of the day).

DEN said...

Science has already explained this anomaly. Bots ping on keywords. No human is actually reading them, or someone would come to your defense about my allegations.

DEN said...

Maybe none of your 30-40 readers reads comments