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Shooting rampage Fresno ... three dead ... suspect shouted Allahi Akbar

White House: Trump's call to Erdogan wasn't an endorsement of referendum results

Ex-wife comforts dying man, tells him Trump impeached

35% pay no [income] taxes -- despite record collections!

Mind-reading machine turns human thoughts into words

Warren dodges on whether she'll run for president in 2020

Report: Massive ESPN layoffs expected next month

German government tells parents to get rid of dolls or face fines

H-1B visa applications fall by 16 percent

Trump blames Obama for allowing MS-13 to form in America

Oklahoma to end tax credits for wind energy

Sex offender cuffed again six days after being deported