Kim Jong-Un will be meeting with President Trump sometime in the next few months to negotiate the removal of ballistic missiles and atomic weapons from North Korea. Obviously, Lil' Kim will not make these concessions without demanding something in return. Our spies in Pyongyang have uncovered a number of the things (more than three) that Kim will be demanding. Here they are:
- An introduction to Stormy Daniels
- A Blu-Ray copy of "Rocket Man" signed by Elton John
- The book "Dictionary of Insults"
- A five-year subscription to Oprah's special Weight Watchers' diet
- Reproductions of Dennis Rodman's tattoos on his equivalent anatomy
- A pair of Elevator shoes
- Winter Olympics gold metals for all the Nork athletes
- A lifetime supply of Courvoisier and Swiss cheese
- Ten cases of tape-worm medicine
- A Premier membership at Mar-a-Largo
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And use of Trump’s hair stylist
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