Wednesday, June 28, 2017

A Double Limerick


CNN reporter from Spring Lake

Filed a story t'was clearly a fake

To cover his tushy

For sources so squishy

He called The Dodald a snake


Trump then riposted a tweet

That this libel was very effete

So Jeff Zucker couldn't keep

 A reporter who seemed such a sheep

  His insult was merely a bleat


Afterward: I actually had a different limerick in mind, but couldn't think of a rhyme for Zucker.

No comments: