- Cut back on my blogging ... no more than five posts per day
- Refuse to perform at Trump's inauguration
- Avoid publicly blaspheming Mohammad
- Don't buy any more My Pillows
- Oust Obummer and Hellary from squatting in my head
- Try to be more objective about Trump ... no more love tweets
- Order a 'Diplorable' tee shirt
- Learn how to drive a monster truck
- Swear off of Pop Tarts and Fruit Loops
- Exercise at least once a month
- Reduce my carbon and molybdenum footprints
- Time to stop break dancing
2 comments:
May I suggest a resolution that might make your blog more read-worthy: Stop publishing "headlines." These unrelated scavangings are often fake reports aggregated by un-vetted sources. They do not provide useful information - merely a form of internet graffiti. I no longer bother to read these posts, and if you were to poll the other two readers, you might find that they agree with me.
After a week these "Headlines" posts average over 30 hits apiece. These readers could well be bots ... but they are clearly loyal ... and discerning ...
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