... You want people who are “unwilling” to work to get government subsidies
... You are going to have, um, a beer ...
... You believe that Kim hasn’t changed his behavior since the Trump summit
... You think polar bears are dying because ice floes are vanishing in the Arctic
... You want to release illegal alien criminals into our general population
... You champion late-term abortions and infanticide
... You think Iran is living up to the strictures of the Obama/Kerry nuclear pact
... You blindly support Mueller and his henchmen in their Trump-Russian witch-hunt
... You secretly are rooting for Venezuela’s Maduro
... You believe that anyone can illegally enter and reside in the U.S. if they want to
... You confuse slaves with indentured servants
... You believe that illegal aliens commit fewer crimes proportionately than native-born Americans
... You claim all Trump tax cuts have gone to companies and the wealthy
... You’re sure the world will end in 12 years unless we Americans eliminate all fossil fuels
... You believe that federal immigration laws should be defied
If you agreed with more than three of these goofy ideas you should give up your family and become an apostle of AOC or Bernie Sanders.
(Thanks to Jeff Foxworthy for this theme.)
3 comments:
Another of your catch-all lists of your favorite peeves: climate science, abortion, immigration, AOC, Mueller, Obama, ad nauseum. At least Foxworthy's jibes were amusing.
But I enjoy your critiques ...
Socialism is amusing in and of itself ...
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