Wednesday, July 04, 2018

July 4th Definitions


Firecracker -- an arsonist from Georgia

Independence Day -- a holiday celebrating non-aligned voters

Shy writing -- the reporter's task at a Rupert Murdoch-based British TV channel

Cherry bomb -- a rotten Broadway play about young girls

Roman candle -- a frequent source of light in a Gypsy's wagon

M-80 -- James Bond's very old spy master

Sparklers -- very, very clean dishes

Bottle rocket -- a dipsomaniac's rate of imbibing

Lady fingers -- what many swells showed the White House during the Women's March

Cone fountains -- places where one can buy ice cream treats

Smoke bombs -- Lucky Strikes, Gauloises, Chesterfields, Pall Malls

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