Produced by George Soros
Directed by David Axelrod
The Cast
Prince John -- Barack Obama
The Tax Collector -- Douglas Shulman
The Sheriff of Nottingham -- Eric Holder
Robin Hood -- Darrell Issa
Maid Marian -- Sarah Palin
Friar Tuck -- Chris Christie
Little John -- Lindsey Graham
Sir Guy of Gisbourne -- John Kerry
In a twist to this remake, Prince John is the one who robs from the rich and gives to the poor ... abetted by his Tax Collector and The Sheriff of Nottingham. Robin Hood, on the other hand, tries to lead his Merry Men in a fight against Prince John's corruption and incompetence. Friar Tuck tucks it to the Merry Men by calling for a special election in Sherwood Forest. Little John spends most of the movie vamping for the cameras. Maid Marian gives her silk scarf to Robin Hood in hopes that he will win the archery contest on Capitol Hill. Sir Guy of Gisbourne spends the entire movie trying to emulate Basil Rathbone.
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