Life’s Mysteries

- Why is Kim Kardashian famous ... there are lots of women with big butts?

- If kneeling is a sign of obedience and respect, why, when done during the playing of the national anthem, is it just the opposite?

- Why is Donald Trump’s hair orange?

- Why 72 virgins for martyred jihadists  ... why not 83 or 37?

- If all life is sacred to Hindus, how can they eat anything?

- Who killed Seth Rich? And why?

- Why are there no pictures of a pregnant Michelle Obama?

- If aliens are visiting us in UFOs, how come they don’t land and say hello?

- Where has all the comedy gone?

- How many push-ups can Joe Biden do?

- Who was the first person to eat an oyster?

- Is rap really “music?”


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