Silver Linings

- "Shithole": takes Michael Wolff's book off of the front page for a while

- A poorly designed new U.S. Embassy: gives Trump and excuse for not visiting London

- The Energizer Bunny: tends to keep Bill Clinton out of the public square

- Expensive Chardonnay: tends to keep Hillary Clinton out of the public square

- Cryptocurrencies: a novel way for the wealthy to piss away huge fortunes

 - Mexican wall: the bullet in the Democrats' game of Russian Roulette

- NYC truck attack: a reason to get rid of  the visa lottery and chain migration

- Colin Kaepernick's protest: an excuse not to watch increasingly boring NFL games

- Russian meddling charge: exposes the perfidy of Obama's Deep State

- Transgender bathrooms: shows the folly of women pissing into an urinal standing up

- Weiner-Abedin marriage: keeps Carlos Danger from testifying against Huma