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Schumer: Dems will work with Trump only if he moves completely in our direction

Schumer flips: Now says he will fight to keep Supreme Court seat vacant

Moving truck arrives at White House ...

Japanese sushi chain buys a single bluefin tuna for $632,000

Dan Rather teaching 'Truth in the News' course ...

Obama sends forces to Russian border ...

House passes legislation to negate last-minute Obama admin regulations

'Audit the Fed' bill gets new push ...

California hires Eric Holder to lead legal fight against Trump

Debt climbs $1,054,647,941,626.91 in '16 ...

Tesla misses deliveries by 12%; stock plunges ...

LG [Corp.] 'wallpaper' TV -- just 0.1 inches thick!