Thursday, November 24, 2016

Jerky Turkey



Tater and Tot were pardoned yesterday

Mr. President sent them on their way

No date with the axe were they meant

Rather, a nice bucolic retirement

But since they were bred for the table

Their life's purpose became unstable

A pall of depression came over each

They wouldn't become the centerpiece

No sausage stuffing for all to note

Or their giblet gravy in a boat

No cranberry sauce was to grace their side

So, they both committed suicide

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