Who Am I?

A male, a homeowner, a programmer, a patent holder, a provocateur, a kuffar, a blogger, an entrepreneur, a husband, a honkie, a gardener, a doubter, a hoper, a nationalist, a skeptic, an investor, a curmudgeon, a conservative, an investment analyst, a divorcee, a fogey, a father, a deplorable, a retiree, an artist, a software architect,  a gambler, a Republican, a republican, a gringo, a granddad, a diabetic, a wasp, a seeker, a cripple, a cracker, a crossword puzzler, and an American.

Afterward: a cook, a doggerel poet, a Walter Mitty scientist