Pipe Dreams

Pope Francis has issued his Encyclical which endorses Al Gore's pipe dreams on global warming ... see:  New York Times Story ... among other liberal chimeras. I've decided to accept these Divinely-inspired scientific insights of the Pontiff ... just as soon as he decrees that Christ never really changed water into wine ... or that sacramental wine is not really the blood of Christ ... or that the idea of the virgin birth is apocryphal ...  or that Christ never really walked on water.

I'm waiting ...

And since Saints must perform at least one miracle before they are beatified, perhaps this Pope, in order to enter his heaven more easily, can solve all the problems he outlines in his Encyclical with a simple wave of his jewel-encrusted golden scepter ...