President Obama has been playing quite a bit of golf on
Martha’s Vineyard during his summer vacation. Yesterday he dropped his
scorecard ... and here's what it contained:
Hole Title Score Reason .
1 Upbringing Birdie Doting Grandparents
2 College
Career Birdie Racial Preferences
3 Community
Organizer Par Gaining
Street Creds
4 State Senate Par Often Voting Present
5 Rev.
Wright’s Church Birdie Absent
During Hate Speech
6 Democrat
Keynoter Eagle Prowess Using Teleprompter
7 U.S. Senator Eagle Media
Love Affair
8 Presidential
Campaign Eagle Hillary’s
Fumbles
9 Financial
Bail-Out Birdie No
Depression
10 Stimulus
Program Dbl Bogie No
Shovel-Ready Jobs
11 Obamacare
Passage Trpl Bogie Not
Bipartisan
12 Iraq
End/Afgan Surge Dbl Bogie Political
Moves
13 Auto Industry
Bailout Dbl Bogie Ignored Bankruptcy
Process
14 Government
Shutdown Bogie Vindictive Closings
15 Second
Election Birdie Poor
Romney Turnout
16 Libya/Syria
Conflicts Trpl Bogie Shooting
off Mouth
17 Ukraine
Situation Trpl Bogie Inability
to Sway Europe
18 ISIS
Insurgency Trpl Bogie Too
Little, Too Late
Eight over par ... not quite a scratch golfer … just like he is not quite a
scratch president,
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