DA Alvin Bragg is prosecuting Donald John Trump in Manhattan for something unspecified. How this is possible is an enigma of the New York justice system.
So, Pilgrim, the jury will need to come to a verdict on some offense. The question for today is what will it be:
- Falsifying financial records
- Schtupping Stormy Daniels
- Wearing silk pajamas
- Schtupping Playboy bunny, Karen MacDougal
- Getting Stormy Daniels to sign a non-disclosure agreement (hush money)
- Violating campaign laws by using campaign funds for this non-disclosure
- Not using campaign funds for this non-disclosure
- Not wearing his court-ordered ball-gag 24-7
- Complaining about the freezing courtroom
- Falling asleep in court
- All the above
STAND UP TO JUDGE MERCHAN!
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