Newest Woke Synonyms

Pilgrim, here are a few terms you might try to use, but what the media or your liberal friends might require of you instead:

Currently.                   Now Woke-Required

riot                               kinetic gathering

election protest          Capitol Insurrection

Christmas                    Solstice celebration

arson                            facile rehab process

illegal immigrants      border-crossing nomads

mob                              like-minded assembly

carjacking                  unwilling vehicle appropriation

rapper                         non-traditional poet

rape                              involuntary congress

shoplifting                   deferred payment acquisition

pimp                            sex-worker’s agent

Socialism                     governmental wealth leveling

autocracy                     Build Back Better

stabbing                      hood acupuncture

homeless                     self-actuated pioneer

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