Monday, August 02, 2021

Ben and Jerry’s



bit of an enigma … two Communists form a capitalist ice cream company in Vermont … now owned by Unilever …  famous for catchy political and topical names for their concoctions. Your humble blogger thought he might offer them some new suggestions:


“Cocaine n’Cream”—  under a picture of Hunter Biden

“Orange Pineapple Grenade” — an Antifa favorite

“Mao Munchies” — guaranteed to bring you down

“Vanilla Supremacy” — KKK text with a line through it

“Peppermint Mint” — labeled with the piles of money being printed by our Treasury

“Chocolate Chocolate Chip” — in a sugar cone for  The Big Guy

Rocky Road” — being phased out if infrastructure bill becomes law

“Clinton (Cookie) Dough” — leftover pay-for-play from  the family Foundation

“Fonda Fruits and Nuts” — in honor of Hanoi Jane

“Che Guevara Crunch” — framed in black memorial crepe

“Xi Tutti Fruitti” — with a big red star

“Pelosi’s Pleasure” — with flecks of gold, costing $666 a pint

“Fauci Ouchie” — featuring the Wuhan Virology Lab



STAND UP FOR BREYERS!


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