A bit of an enigma … two Communists form a capitalist ice cream company in Vermont … now owned by Unilever … famous for catchy political and topical names for their concoctions. Your humble blogger thought he might offer them some new suggestions:
“Cocaine n’Cream”— under a picture of Hunter Biden
“Orange Pineapple Grenade” — an Antifa favorite
“Mao Munchies” — guaranteed to bring you down
“Vanilla Supremacy” — KKK text with a line through it
“Peppermint Mint” — labeled with the piles of money being printed by our Treasury
“Chocolate Chocolate Chip” — in a sugar cone for The Big Guy
Rocky Road” — being phased out if infrastructure bill becomes law
“Clinton (Cookie) Dough” — leftover pay-for-play from the family Foundation
“Fonda Fruits and Nuts” — in honor of Hanoi Jane
“Che Guevara Crunch” — framed in black memorial crepe
“Xi Tutti Fruitti” — with a big red star
“Pelosi’s Pleasure” — with flecks of gold, costing $666 a pint
“Fauci Ouchie” — featuring the Wuhan Virology Lab
STAND UP FOR BREYERS!
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