Praying Mantis

Many voters ... disillusioned with politicians and how they seem to shed their morality as they progress through their years in office ... believe that this problem can only be solved by limiting the number of terms candidates can be in office.

Politicians being politicians, I doubt that term limits would work ... since no law is ever written by lawyers in such a way that it can’t be subverted by another higher-priced lawyer.

So is there a solution to this moral conundrum?

May I suggest the following law be enacted ... derived from how the female praying mantis rewards her much smaller male paramour? After mating this large female insect bits off the head of her male partner as he is smoking his post-coital cigarette. 

So this “Mantis” law will require any politician ... Republican, Democrat, Independent, Socialist or Greenie ... who has screwed his/her constituent voters ...  to be immediately decapitated ... in the public square ... from which there is no appeal.

Maybe this is too lenient?


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