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Thanks Rick,

NEW RULES

🔘I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.

🔘I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

🔘Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom

🔘PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

🔘I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone

🔘This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.

🔘Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

🔘My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

🔘I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.

🔘Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.

🔘Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under.