- Stop worrying about the looming ice age
- Make friends with Hunter Biden
- Memorize the Old Testament
- Visit Mar-a-Largo
- Read the Mueller Report and IG Horowitz’s FISA Report
- Walk around the block at least once a week
- Try to like Bernie Sanders
- Start a charitable family foundation to fund our vacations
- Get Greta Thunberg an Exxon credit card
- Stop making New Year’s resolutions
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