The Vikings ravaged the U.K. and much of Europe for hundreds of years well over a millennium ago ... causing untold suffering and property loss. Therefore it is only right the brown-eyed people should receive reparations from blue-eyed people to remedy these past injustices. Suggested one-time assessment is 45,000 Kronas per blue-eyer.
(Although I am blue-eyed, I have had my DNA tested and I have no Scandinavian ancestors, so I feel I should be excluded from this reparation assessment.)
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