Guilty!

Who inspired the killing of 5 newspaper people in Annapolis? DONALD TRUMP

Why did Joe and Mika have a lover's spat recently?  DONALD TRUMP of course

Who was responsible for not picking up the garbage on the upper east side of Manhattan last Monday?  DONALD TRUMP naturally

Whose signature was found in thee Library of Congress' copy of "Mein Kompf?"  DONALD TRUMP

Why was Maxine Waters' dry cleaning not ready on Friday?  It seems DONALD TRUMP

Who caused Chipolte's  multiple cases of food poisoning last year?  DONALD TRUMP!

Why did Johnny not do his homework yesterday?  DONALD TRUMP

Who didn't clean up for their dog at the dog park?  That evil man, DONALD TRUMP

Why did 11  pilot whales wash up on the Chatham beach in early June?  DONALD TRUMP

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill.  DONALD TRUMP is guilty