Tuesday, December 12, 2017

The Dunking Chair


There is a simple but lengthy solution to all these many sexual harassment accusations and denials that are flying around the media these days. First, quickly resolve all cases where physical evidence is overwhelming. Then, one by one, in a very public forum (Constitution Hall?), place the remaining accusers under oath and penalty of perjury,then ask them for the specifics of their accusations. Next follow this up by similar questioning of the defendants. Then, if things are still not resolved, hook them all up to a very good lie-detector and qualified  questioner to finalize things.

If things are still not resolved, put the accused each in a dunking chair and hold them under water for five minutes. If they drown, then they were innocent.

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