Just about every day I post headlines drawn for various Internet news sites. However, the following headlines are ersatz ... real fake news items that might be newsworthy if they came true:
IRS has denied Black Lives Matter and ANTIFA their requested tax-exempt status
Kim Jong Un says global warming caused the collapse of his nuclear weapons testing site
On her book tour, Hillary Clinton refuses to sign books bought from the remainder bin
If Trump cancels their nuclear deal, Iran threatens to build ten more atom bombs
Former FBI Director. James Comey has been diagnosed with a hyper-active ego
Harvey Weinstein is making a commercial for Irish Spring
Elon Musk fears that a robot will soon be elected president
Bare-chested, Vladamir Putin bench-presses two hydrogen bombs
Bill Clinton is seeking female applicants for internships at the Clinton Foundation
Instead of fighting its unfavorable rulings, George Soros has decided to buy Hungary
The Las Vegas shooter's motive has been uncovered: Repressed "Deliverance" banjo phobia
Trump's early morning tweet: Steak and eggs for breakfasts! #WellDonew/Ketchup
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