Friday, November 03, 2017

Fake News Headlines


Just about every day I post headlines drawn for various Internet news sites. However, the following headlines are ersatz  ... real fake news items that might be newsworthy if they came true:

IRS has denied Black Lives Matter and ANTIFA their requested tax-exempt status

Kim Jong Un says global warming caused the collapse of his nuclear weapons testing site

On her book tour, Hillary Clinton refuses to sign books bought from the remainder bin

If Trump cancels their nuclear deal, Iran threatens to build ten more atom bombs

Former FBI Director. James Comey has been diagnosed with a hyper-active ego

Harvey Weinstein is making a commercial for Irish Spring

Elon Musk fears that a robot will soon be elected president

Bare-chested, Vladamir Putin bench-presses two hydrogen bombs

Bill Clinton is seeking female applicants for internships at the Clinton Foundation

Instead of fighting its unfavorable rulings, George Soros has decided to buy Hungary

The Las Vegas shooter's motive has been uncovered: Repressed "Deliverance" banjo phobia

Trump's early morning tweet: Steak and eggs for breakfasts! #WellDonew/Ketchup

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