Headlines

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At least five states join up to fight revised Trump travel ban

Sessions suggests outside councel could probe Obama-era DOJ

Trump sends B-52s to SKorea ...

Koekstra: We can't trust spy agencies if they can't protect their own data

[Mexican] Border crossings slow to a trickle

Mexican chef creates $35,000 taco ...

Land of Make Believe: Disney boss denies political bias at ABC News, ESPN

Man with an axe attacks German train station ...

Bill Clinton: Resurgant nationalism 'taking us to the edge of our destruction'

Burger flipping robot replaces humans ...

GOP Campaign Chairman disses Trump wall

EPA chief pounded for denying human role in climate change

Paddle boarder makes first Atlantic crossing