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Surfer rescued after 16 hours adrift in ocean off Oz ...

Caitlyn Jenner to attend Trump inauguration

18 House Democrats to skip Trump inauguration

Obama White House refuses to call Trump 'legitimate' president ...

Iran will not renegotiate nuclear deal ...

Homeless using Hawaii war memorial as open latrine ... piles of feces

Minnesota health official hid case of active TB in high school for six weeks

Red state Democrats turn against Sessions for AG

Layoffs begin at Clinton Foundation ...

Report: Talk radio's Laura Ingraham eyes [VA] Senate bid ...

Charles Koch makes massive donations to historically black colleges ...

White House floats drug testing for Press Corps