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Stocks best week since 2011 ...

Some illegals already leaving the country ...

The sequel: Chelsea Clinton being groomed to run for Congress

Sidney Blumenthal: 'Right wing' FBI agents took down Hillary in a 'coup d'etat'

David Brooks: Trump will resign or be impeached within a year

Huma weeps in street ...

Trump calls slain cop's widow to offer condolences ...

[Lena Dunham] ... cops out on pledge to move to Canada

ESPN's viewership is tanking

Charles Barkley to angry NBA crowd: 'Give Trump 'a chance'

People burning New Balance sneakers  to protest company's Trump support

Yet another journalist calls for Trump's death