Sunday, October 23, 2016

What if Trump Wins?


On the off chance that The Donald wins on November 8th, here are some suggestions:

- Open a relo service to Canada and New Zealand

- Go into the construction business along our southern border

- Make sure your dead uncle's vote was counted

- Cancel your subscription to the New York Times

- Buy coal company stocks

- Abandon writing a book on the Bush family

- Buy deep-discounted Russian bonds

- Swear to your friends you voted for her

- Open a McDonald's franchise near the White House

- Get a job

- Rescind your pledge to contribute to the Clinton Foundation

- Short Goldman Sachs stock

- Buy a gas guzzler

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