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Grinning Obama jokes through Munich presser

CNN hides own poll number! 75% react positively to Trump speech

BBC scrubs 'Ali' from Munich killer's name

Turkey arrests 62 schoolchildren for TREASON

Wasserman dropped from convention

Obama [half-]brother voting for Donald ...

Scientists move one step closer to creating Harry Potter's invisibility cloak

Police use DNA from half-eaten burger to catch suspect

ISIS Afghan attack: 80 killed, 231 wounded

[Governor] McAuliffe's voting rights for felons defeated in VA Supreme Court

Turkey seizes 2,250 institutions in post coup crackdown

$1 billion Medicare bust in Florida ... 'biggest health-care fraud case ever'