For the few millennials who may happen to stumble across this blog, I offer the following signs of when you start growing old: (These indications are from a man's point of view only.)
- Hair begins migrating from your head, arms and legs to your nose, ears and eyebrows
- The sounds of children frolicking are not quite so comforting
- A BM moves up the hierarchy of your daily routine
- Sleeping through the night becomes a distant memory
- Your libido becomes highly dependent on Pfizer
- Liberal solutions to the world's problems appear a little less compelling (except for Bernie)
- Afternoon naps suddenly seem like a good idea
- You stop adding items to your bucket list
- It's a challenge to have enough breath to blow out all your birthday candles
- You tell the same jokes/stories for the umpteenth time
- Flatulence imposes itself on your social life
- You do a cost-benefit analyses on any major health expenditures
2 comments:
Ah yes. Happy Hour is a nap!
- when you meet with friends in your age group, the main topics are health-related.
- sphincters are not as reliable as they used to be.
- you have a higher tolerance for wrinkles.
- many things that used to be important hardly seem worth the effort now.
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