I know I am a little late in submitting these gift requests to ol' St. Nick ... but then again I would be happy to get them anytime in the New Year:
- a rollback of about 30 of my birthdays
- a Ronald Reagan clone running for president on the Republican ticket
- a purging of looney liberal professors in the Ivy League
- after repeated agreement violations, the US. reimposing sanctions on Iran
- Obummer deciding to spend all of his last year as president on the golf course
- the starting of a real reformation movement in the Muslim religion
- some stoney resolve being shown by the Republicans in Congress
- an indictment of Hillary Clinton for her criminal abuses when she was Secretary of State
- Al Sharpton paying his millions of dollars of back taxes
- Kim Jong un of North Korea developing a incurable case of severe rectal itch
- John Kerry being told he can no longer tolerate Botox injections
- Lois Lerner losing her government pension for malfeasance
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