Saturday, June 13, 2015

Things I Don’t Get


Why:
-        Are cats always on the wrong side of a closed door?

-        Does “global warming” cause brutally cold winters?

-        Are politicians so often corrupt?

-        Don’t religions of the world reconcile themselves with science?

-        Does having sex with another man make you want to talk swishy?

-        Do movie stars and professional athletes use so many illicit drugs?

-        Is there and inverse relation with a restaurant’s serving size and its expense?

-        Are the Clintons so popular?

-        After all these years, is there still no cure for the common cold?

-        Do people expose so much of their lives on social media?

-        Would someone buy an all-electric car that only goes a hundred miles on a charge?


3 comments:

  1. We could do without #5.

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  2. Is it bigoted to draw a Jerry Seinfeld-like observation that changing one's sexual orientation tends to change one's manner of speaking? Or, ala Jerry, have we become so PC these days that humor has gone out of our lives?

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  3. When your friend jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge....did you follow him?

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