No, I don’t mean of single-malt scotch. I mean that thing that holds up your
pants. Time after time I buy a “leather”
belt only to have it disintegrate after a few months. What happens is that many of today’s waist
cinches are made of two layers of cheap leather … or look-a-likes … that come
apart, usually around the buckle holes. Another frequent failing is the buckle
itself … getting out of alignment or just coming apart. Even supposedly quality manufacturers like
Eddie Bauer have stiffed me with such inferior goods (good inferiors?)
About six months ago I got desperate and went on the Internet to
find a real, single-layer cowhide belt. I
finally found one (I think it was from China) and ordered it on my credit card
… only to realize too late that nowhere on the shopping site had it specified what size this belt would be. It took me a few weeks to unwind this merchandise
miscue.
Finally, this past Christmas my daughter ask me what present
I wanted from her. I simply replied, “a
belt … a good-quality, single-layer, real cowhide belt.” Now my daughter is dogged … I don’t know
where or how she found it, but she did … and
I’ve been wearing it ever since … with not a single problem. Thank you! Thank you, Rebecca! (And when you all eventually cremate me, please first remove and save this great belt for some other deserving soul.)
And, as I reach my dotage, it is not big things that I
seek. As it turns out, happiness is a good belt!
Curse the Obama administration for allowing second rate belts to be pandered to unsuspecting consumers!
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