Tuesday, October 15, 2013

The Difference

Delta -- the Mathematical Symbol for Difference

Because of the tremendous polarity that is now prevalent in Washington, I’ve lately got to thinking about what are the fundamental differences between Democrats and Republicans … some are quite obvious and some are a little less blatant.  Here are my assessments:

Republicans                                          Democrats                      
Guided by their heads                      Guided by their hearts
Put their country first                      Put their party first
Clustered in the heartland              Clustered on both coasts
Are for less regulation                     Are for more regulation
Male dominated                                  Female dominated
Driven by policy                                 Driven by politics
Support Israel                                      Support the Arab world
Wish a strong military (hawks)     Wish a weak military (doves)
Want less social welfare                   Want more social welfare
Anti-federalists                                    Federalists
Driven by morality                            Driven by mammon
Realistic foreign policy                     Naive foreign policy
Regulate for less taxes                      Regulate for more taxes
Pro life                                                      Pro abortion
Listen to talk radio                              Listed to network news
Very much non-ethnic                      Very much ethnic
Are mostly conservative                 Are mostly liberal
More humble                                         More hubristic
Effective administrators                   Sloppy administrators
Middle class                                           Upper and lower class
Respect religion                                   Disrespect religion
Patriotic                                                   Often unpatriotic
More passive                                          More active
Believe in the Constitution               Suspect the Constitution
Don't use Botox/plastic surgery    Use Botox/plastic surgery

And so kind reader, if you want to decide with which party you should identify, print out this list and put a check mark next to your prime tenets.  Then count up the marks and see in what party you may really belong.

7 comments:

  1. George: As a life-long Republican, I find this to be nonsense. Brad

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    1. Specifically? (Then I can respond.)

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    2. Brad, thanks for demonstrating that not all Republicans have drunk the kool-aid. GP loves bombast, but this list sounds like a collection of Fox Network cue cards. Maybe he should edit his posts rather than bombarding us with reddit photos...

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  2. I expected you would position guns, gays, alternate energy, provincialism, gastric problems, wet basements, erectile disfunction, marriage, pedophilia, fracking, and tobacco. And you got the hubris one reversed. I think Palin, Limbaugh, Beck, Cruz are the definition of hubris... IMHO.

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  3. Anonymous6:41 PM

    And marijuana too. Slipped my mind... ;-)

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  4. Marijuana - Democrat, cigarettes - Republican?

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  5. Correction: the link should be
    http://hellhole-update.blogspot.com/2010/01/heads-vs-hearts.html

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