Delta -- the Mathematical Symbol for Difference |
Because of the tremendous polarity that is now prevalent in
Washington, I’ve lately got to thinking about what are the fundamental
differences between Democrats and Republicans … some are quite obvious and some
are a little less blatant. Here are my
assessments:
Republicans Democrats
Guided by their heads Guided
by their hearts
Put their country first Put
their party first
Clustered in the heartland Clustered
on both coasts
Are for less regulation Are
for more regulation
Male dominated Female
dominated
Driven by policy Driven
by politics
Support Israel Support
the Arab world
Wish a strong military (hawks) Wish a weak military (doves)
Want less social welfare Want
more social welfare
Anti-federalists Federalists
Driven by morality Driven
by mammon
Realistic foreign policy Naive
foreign policy
Regulate for less taxes Regulate
for more taxes
Pro life Pro
abortion
Listen to talk radio Listed
to network news
Very much non-ethnic Very much ethnic
Are mostly conservative Are
mostly liberal
More humble More
hubristic
Effective administrators Sloppy
administrators
Middle class Upper
and lower class
Respect religion Disrespect
religion
Patriotic Often
unpatriotic
More passive More
active
Believe in the Constitution Suspect
the Constitution
Don't use Botox/plastic surgery Use Botox/plastic surgery
Don't use Botox/plastic surgery Use Botox/plastic surgery
And so kind reader, if you want to decide with which party
you should identify, print out this list and put a check mark next to
your prime tenets. Then count up the
marks and see in what party you may really belong.
7 comments:
George: As a life-long Republican, I find this to be nonsense. Brad
I expected you would position guns, gays, alternate energy, provincialism, gastric problems, wet basements, erectile disfunction, marriage, pedophilia, fracking, and tobacco. And you got the hubris one reversed. I think Palin, Limbaugh, Beck, Cruz are the definition of hubris... IMHO.
Specifically? (Then I can respond.)
And marijuana too. Slipped my mind... ;-)
Marijuana - Democrat, cigarettes - Republican?
Brad, thanks for demonstrating that not all Republicans have drunk the kool-aid. GP loves bombast, but this list sounds like a collection of Fox Network cue cards. Maybe he should edit his posts rather than bombarding us with reddit photos...
Correction: the link should be
http://hellhole-update.blogspot.com/2010/01/heads-vs-hearts.html
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