Have you ever noticed that almost everyone on television has a gleaming set of pearly whites ... a departed friend of mine used to call them Chiclets? (I have to put on my sunglasses to watch the smiling women ... in particular Andrea Tantaros and Kimberly Guilfoyle ... on The Five on Fox at 5:00 PM.) That is except sometimes, when some of the more frugal among them give that big open-mouth grin, you can see that their back molars are a darker shade of gray. Has everyone in the nation's eye adopted this new fad and had radical bleach treatments of their teeth?
Prediction: five years hence, some twenty million dollar government study will show that those who have slavishly followed this dental mania will be doomed to suffer terminal gingivitis.
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