I have a new theory on why Trump was put on this Earth ... and that was to burst balloons. He is our Balloon Burster-in-Chief. The perfect example is this Steve Bannon affair. Bannon had a high opinion of himself ... as did many others ... including myself. But when, in collaboration with Michael Wolff, he tried to take down Trump and his family, Trump took out his pin and popped the Bannon balloon. He now calls him "Sloppy Steve" and claims Bannon cried when he got fired. Pop!
Does Bannon deserve this humiliation after what he tried to pull? Probably. And to varying degrees so did many of Trump's balloon victims ... Lil' Marco, Low IQ Mika, and certainly Crooked Hillary. Pop! Pop! Pop! (Although, Rubio probably didn't deserve this slight ... he was in Trump's way.)
But the really important balloons that Trump is pricking are things like the global-warming mania, Obama's legacy of appeasement, the Democrat's strategy of packing the voting booths with illegal immigrants, the notion that "free trade" is always fair trade, "diversity" and "inclusion" are automatic winners. "You didn't build that." Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! And there will be plenty more of these self-serving balloons that are pop-able. Those were the reasons he got elected and, likely, will get him tr-elected if he survives the balloon vendors vendettas.
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Did someone put kool aid in your morning oatmeal? Your balloon popping list of tired Trumpean insults suggests nothing beyond mental masturbation. More people believe Bannon than believe Trump, so forget re-election and 'git that wall built' before the weasel goes pop.
Shazam! Bannon, in the course of 24 hours, goes from Satan to an archangel. Liberals never seem to realize how hypocritical y'all appear. BTW, I don't eat oatmeal.
No, Bannon is still Satan. But he is more credible than lying Donald.(pop)
Even his enemies try to emulate him! This must mean something about his charisma ...
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