There are three doomsday predictors now in the news. Viz:
- This Saturday, May 21st is believed by many Evangelical Christians to be the Rapture -- or Judgement Day when good Christians will ascend directly into heaven while the rest of us will suffer, at the best, a long-lasting purgatory. See: The Rapture. I'm hoarding lots of reading material.
- For some reason (lack of space?), the Mayan calendar ends on December 21st, 2012 (as per transposition to our calendar). See: Mayan Terminus. This has caused additional consternation among many of the people who expect to live beyond this Saturday's Rapture. I, myself, truly hope that this prediction only applies to Mayans.
- Many Iranians, including Ahmadinejad, expect the 12th (Shiite) Muslim Imam to emerge soon (perhaps August 22nd of this year) from a well somewhere and declare that the end of the world is at hand (what Christians call Armageddon.) See: 12th Imam. Does this then mean that the Iranians may have developed one or more A-bombs?
The fact that these three different apocalypse-predictor groups seem to agree that ultimate times will soon be upon us is a little disconcerting ... and don't forget, I haven't even included Al Gore's dire warnings.
2 comments:
The world ended today in reality when Donald Trump dumped out of the presidential election. Yes, Virginia, there is a hell.
This Rapture thing could work out to my benefit. Scheduled for Jury Duty on June 20th.
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